Want to keep your hardwoods or carpets spotless while showing little panache? I guess you could go with a Dyson. Or you could opt for The Leaning Tower of Pisa Vacuum Cleaner, the latest product from my Italian Collection.

Several Views of The Leaning Tower of Pisa Vacuum Cleaner

Remarkable isn’t it?

It started with the crudest of the sketches.

Original Sketch of The Leaning Tower of Pisa Vacuum Cleaner

But quickly became something beautifully real in concept (of course, with the help of Michele Jasper). Let’s face it it, this vacuum cleaner should be used by ALL art museums, anyone with an architecture degree, tourists that have made the trip to Pisa, Italian dignitaries, people making bank, and anyone sick of those Dyson commercials (although I do love this hand dryers).

It tells your visitors that you’re serious about cleaning, tourism, Italian culture and architecture. You’re the post-modern type.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa Vacuum Cleaner

This vacuum cleaner is the perfect addition to your Roman Colosseum Hot Tub and Gondola Skateboard collection. And of course, this vacuum works best when wearing Dolce and Gabbana or some Versace.

Mamma mia!