….could you read us a bedtime story?
Please, huh, please?
Alright, you kids get to bed, I’ll get the storybook
Y’all tucked in? Yeah, here we go

– Slick Rick, from Children’s Story

Want to hear a story? It’s about a man (me), that get’s a creative idea (this) and all his dreams come true (pic below).

A proud Roomba owner

A proud Roomba owner

On a whim and for fun, I wrote to iRobot the company, declaring my love of the Roomba. Unexpectedly, not only did they love my post, but they also sent me one. As a massive THANK YOU and follow up to this very kid & fairy tale-esque story, here is me on camera.

Awkward, lacking personality, monotone and very me, it comes straight from the heart. It’s a miracle I come off even displaying any life and for that, we should all thank Dan Dark for his shooting, editing and miraculous skills.

Do yourself a favor. Buy a Roomba. And like them on Facebook. They’re a company that not only produces an incredible product, but they get the power of the digital social community.