Poo-poo butts and plastic grandfather clocks
Stir fry chicken au gratin sprinkled with dust
Size small, crisp white shirt on an orangutan
A 2-inch monitor, Merry Christmas, ho ho ho
Maple syrup shower, sand paper towels
Jazz in braille and bluegrass aerobics
Mr. Funk de Funk on a trapeze
Junk mail mattresses and a glass of milk